nowinexile:

The last words said by Black youth murdered by policemen. 

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon trying to climb a tree. They trip and fall into a trashcan. They cannot get out of the trashcan. You can’t find your icon. You’ve looked everywhere. Two days later, you go to take out the garbage and find them inside of the trashcan. They have befriended a raccoon.

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

borlax:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

Saw some guy on FB said Jinora looks like a guy, add some eyelasges or something and I just am done with people right now.

satinhands:

nonespark:

jathis:

extradan:

So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

OH MY GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT IN VIDEO FORM.

GOD BLESS.

 I CAN’T BREATHE

kelpls:

GHhhh im soryy i keep forgetting to make these rebloggable 

im srory it’s not rendered very well im really tired BUT YEAH IT”S the SAME BASIC METHOD FOR MOST TRANSLUCENT material! 

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